Jordin Sparks
I'll hold her down if you wanna remove her innards, Polly ;) She definitely needs an ass-whipping!
I agree with you for a few reasons:

1. I also dislike the idea of her holier than thou attitude and believe people's sexuality shouldn't be governed by jewelry (unless its piercings sewing up various holes--then I can understand)
2. I think people need to have more sex...with more people even. And chastity is subversive to everything I stand for. I have no issue with monogamy but I think if everyone had more orgasms then the world would be a happier place. I am willing to bet she is also against masturbation.
3. I think she doesn't have what it takes to be a slut, its tough work! You have to worry about emotions and diseases and pregnancy, abstinence is the easy way out.

But the most prevalent reason I would be all for killing her is that I am an intolerant asshole, but think she would only be a drop in the bucket. I say we infect them all with rabies