Malaria Fever, Your Father, And Jonquils.

pollynichols @ 2009-01-16T02:39:00

2009-01-16T02:40:04Z

pollynichols @ 2008-09-09T21:18:00

2008-09-09T20:18:12Z

I can has killing Jordin Sparks nao?

pollynichols @ 2008-09-07T05:29:00

2008-09-07T04:30:10Z

I've just read they are remaking My Fair Lady with Keira Knightley. I have to go kill someone now. Which, frankly, is a more productive thing to do at 5:30 in the morning than read Heat magazine.

pollynichols @ 2008-09-03T14:56:00

2008-09-03T13:56:13Z

I'm bummed about Jerry Reed dying. :(

pollynichols @ 2008-08-28T17:42:00

2008-08-28T16:42:42Z

On my sofa at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.

2008-08-22T22:10:38Z

I *MADE* a Lovecraftian horror from the deep. Am I the shit, or am I the shit?

Mama cooked the breakfast with no hog.

2008-08-22T18:35:13Z

(clicky for more brilliantness)

pollynichols @ 2008-08-22T17:03:00

2008-08-22T16:03:57Z

pollynichols @ 2008-08-22T16:11:00

2008-08-22T15:12:45Z

I updated my requisite profile Fuck Your Mama doll. She didn't look a thing like me anymore. got mah Tessy in there too. And a selfish bunny.

Proof that I can make proper things and not just tiny animals.

2008-08-19T22:47:53Z

Is a scarf for my mommy. The cables make little alternating x's and o's. You can kind of see them better in the next picture, I have no idea why the color looks so vastly different. It's really not quite either one. I love love love my little curlicue fringe.

pollynichols @ 2008-08-19T16:42:00

2008-08-19T15:42:45Z

Hmph. Olympic volleyball is exactly *nothing* like Dead or Alive. Hmph, I say again. There's like, NO boobies. One of the Chinese girls is pretty cute, but nobody comes close to Tina. Grumble grumble.

rofldyswidt?

2008-08-19T13:50:53Z

I found the Russian dressage competitor having some music from Gone With the Wind rather ironic considering what they're doing in Georgia.

OMGPWNIES!

2008-08-18T15:12:25Z

the 'lympic show jumping course is all chinese-y and dragon-y and pagoda-y and topiary-y and pond-y. it is so pretty. oh pretty and pwnies. sigh.

Padme Kittles

2008-08-17T19:56:16Z

Anyway. Pity party over. Here is a kitty I have knitted, called Padme Kittles. From a pattern posted by geobabe, who I have friended, so hi, if you wander over. Thank you for making up such a cute kitty.
The yarn which I used smells of old Christmas tinsel.

Oh btw, I really love how you guys like my little animal dudes. Just so you know. I srsly fucking appreciate it. Makes me feel quite a bit happier, honestly.

Husky

2008-08-16T00:23:11Z

For my baby brother the furry.

pollynichols @ 2008-08-15T15:10:00

2008-08-15T14:10:32Z

SQUEEEEE clone wars tonight!

pollynichols @ 2008-08-13T11:03:00

2008-08-13T10:04:14Z

Wow. So, Billy Bob as Freddy. My first instinct was OMG HOTT. But then my feelings about the remake in general kicked back in. But then Owen told me that Robert Englund approves. But I don't know if I'm ready to call off the boycott. But then I remember Slingblade. And my deep, enduring love for Billy Bob. Jeez. I don't know. I figured they'd cast Shia LaBoeuf or similar. Something ridiculous. But Billy Bob is scary and creepy and sexy and evil and perfect. Oh dear. What am I to do? Help me, Freddy. What's a girl to do? Take a tranquilizer, finish her book, and try and get some more badly needed sleep. Perchance to dream. Of stripey child molesters with knives for fingers that fascinate more than they should.

pollynichols @ 2008-08-12T14:30:00

2008-08-12T13:31:05Z

You guys know as well as anyone how dearly I love Audrey Hepburn and her work, but I just realized, watching Sabrina again, that watching her makes me feel so... clunky and gauche and insufficient. She's perfect. Perfect and tiny and classy and cute and perfecter than perfect. It's not like watching Marilyn who is perfect but with whom I have a lot (too much) in common, physically and otherwise. Marilyn makes me feel right, Audrey makes me feel wrong. I don't like her any less, though, clearly. It's just something I realized just now.

Poshalop The Tiny Elephant.

2008-08-11T18:44:48Z

pollynichols @ 2008-08-11T00:56:00

2008-08-10T23:57:01Z

Also today I finished my squid and made an inchworm:

Tomorrow is a tiny elephant, and then I really really really need to get back to work on my dad's vest and mom's x's and o's scarf. And someday I really need some brown yarn so I can crochet a happy poo.

pollynichols @ 2008-08-11T00:50:00

2008-08-10T23:51:25Z

Today I had a lovely second anniversary.
<3

pollynichols @ 2008-08-08T16:33:00

2008-08-08T15:34:25Z

Also: I am crocheting a squid for the Ravelympics.

Pathetic Fangirl.

2008-08-04T15:36:03Z

This is what I spent Friday afternoon doing, getting ready to go see the X-Files movie.

pollynichols @ 2008-08-01T21:39:00

2008-08-01T20:39:35Z

SQUEEEEEE

skinner and mulder had a snuggle omg omg omg one of the happiest moments of my life.

dark knight.

2008-07-25T13:18:42Z

omg it was awesome.
there aren't words.
well. there are: virtuoso. mine. omg. jokergasm.
but they don't really quite reach how best it was.