Malaria Fever, Your Father, And Jonquils.

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 02:40:04 GMT

Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:18:12 GMT

I can has killing Jordin Sparks nao?

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 04:30:10 GMT

I've just read they are remaking My Fair Lady with Keira Knightley. I have to go kill someone now. Which, frankly, is a more productive thing to do at 5:30 in the morning than read Heat magazine.

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 13:56:13 GMT

I'm bummed about Jerry Reed dying. :(

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 16:42:42 GMT

On my sofa at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 22:10:38 GMT

I *MADE* a Lovecraftian horror from the deep. Am I the shit, or am I the shit?

Mama cooked the breakfast with no hog.

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:35:13 GMT

(clicky for more brilliantness)

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:03:57 GMT

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:12:45 GMT

I updated my requisite profile Fuck Your Mama doll. She didn't look a thing like me anymore. got mah Tessy in there too. And a selfish bunny.

Proof that I can make proper things and not just tiny animals.

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:47:53 GMT

Is a scarf for my mommy. The cables make little alternating x's and o's. You can kind of see them better in the next picture, I have no idea why the color looks so vastly different. It's really not quite either one. I love love love my little curlicue fringe.

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:42:45 GMT

Hmph. Olympic volleyball is exactly *nothing* like Dead or Alive. Hmph, I say again. There's like, NO boobies. One of the Chinese girls is pretty cute, but nobody comes close to Tina. Grumble grumble.

rofldyswidt?

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:50:53 GMT

I found the Russian dressage competitor having some music from Gone With the Wind rather ironic considering what they're doing in Georgia.

OMGPWNIES!

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 15:12:25 GMT

the 'lympic show jumping course is all chinese-y and dragon-y and pagoda-y and topiary-y and pond-y. it is so pretty. oh pretty and pwnies. sigh.

Padme Kittles

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 19:56:16 GMT

Anyway. Pity party over. Here is a kitty I have knitted, called Padme Kittles. From a pattern posted by geobabe, who I have friended, so hi, if you wander over. Thank you for making up such a cute kitty.
The yarn which I used smells of old Christmas tinsel.

Oh btw, I really love how you guys like my little animal dudes. Just so you know. I srsly fucking appreciate it. Makes me feel quite a bit happier, honestly.

Husky

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:23:11 GMT

For my baby brother the furry.

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 14:10:32 GMT

SQUEEEEE clone wars tonight!

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:04:14 GMT

Wow. So, Billy Bob as Freddy. My first instinct was OMG HOTT. But then my feelings about the remake in general kicked back in. But then Owen told me that Robert Englund approves. But I don't know if I'm ready to call off the boycott. But then I remember Slingblade. And my deep, enduring love for Billy Bob. Jeez. I don't know. I figured they'd cast Shia LaBoeuf or similar. Something ridiculous. But Billy Bob is scary and creepy and sexy and evil and perfect. Oh dear. What am I to do? Help me, Freddy. What's a girl to do? Take a tranquilizer, finish her book, and try and get some more badly needed sleep. Perchance to dream. Of stripey child molesters with knives for fingers that fascinate more than they should.

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 13:31:05 GMT

You guys know as well as anyone how dearly I love Audrey Hepburn and her work, but I just realized, watching Sabrina again, that watching her makes me feel so... clunky and gauche and insufficient. She's perfect. Perfect and tiny and classy and cute and perfecter than perfect. It's not like watching Marilyn who is perfect but with whom I have a lot (too much) in common, physically and otherwise. Marilyn makes me feel right, Audrey makes me feel wrong. I don't like her any less, though, clearly. It's just something I realized just now.

Poshalop The Tiny Elephant.

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 18:44:48 GMT

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 23:57:01 GMT

Also today I finished my squid and made an inchworm:

Tomorrow is a tiny elephant, and then I really really really need to get back to work on my dad's vest and mom's x's and o's scarf. And someday I really need some brown yarn so I can crochet a happy poo.

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 23:51:25 GMT

Today I had a lovely second anniversary.
<3

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:34:25 GMT

Also: I am crocheting a squid for the Ravelympics.

Pathetic Fangirl.

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 15:36:03 GMT

This is what I spent Friday afternoon doing, getting ready to go see the X-Files movie.

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:39:35 GMT

SQUEEEEEE

skinner and mulder had a snuggle omg omg omg one of the happiest moments of my life.

dark knight.

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 13:18:42 GMT

omg it was awesome.
there aren't words.
well. there are: virtuoso. mine. omg. jokergasm.
but they don't really quite reach how best it was.